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sord: ukidoki: militaryfit-bombshell: Super Silky Summer...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:22:21 -0400

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)

1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)

3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)

1-2 Razors

Mix everything together in a bowl.

Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.

Shave your legs.

Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.

Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.

Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.

Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.

Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:54:52 -0400

verbum-sat-sapienti: gunmetalskies: tigressanna: upper-stories...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:27:44 -0400

verbum-sat-sapienti:

gunmetalskies:

tigressanna:

upper-stories:

assortedstufffuckyeah:

bobdobalina:

Some men just want to watch the world learn.

They’re like the Avengers of learning.

“I have an army.”

“We have Bob Ross.”

“That’s my secret, Mr. Rogers. There’s always a little bush.”

“His first name is ‘Mister’”

“I’ve got science in my ledger”

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:33:02 -0400

peturparkur: everdeens: We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle im not sure...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:05:54 -0400

peturparkur:

everdeens:

We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle

im not sure how

but i can see it

148km: thegestianpoet: one of them is an IT consultant imagine...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:38:42 -0400

148km:

thegestianpoet:

one of them is an IT consultant

imagine hannibal getting bad computer help

#’hAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN’ #’have you tried being slow-roasted with a side of stuffed peppers’

Acting: The Leonardo DiCaprio Story

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:11:22 -0400

Acting: The Leonardo DiCaprio Story

profound-destiel: Never seen these two scenes put together, so...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:44:05 -0400

profound-destiel:

Never seen these two scenes put together, so here you go. (X) (X)

Favorite ending: Assassin’s Creed Revelations (2011)

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:16:45 -0400

Favorite ending: Assassin’s Creed Revelations (2011)

rest-is-for-thedead: nothing I can add will make this funnier

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:49:20 -0400

rest-is-for-thedead:

nothing I can add will make this funnier

sbahjification: neocarleen: llisbeth-salamanderr: “Love the...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:22:14 -0400

sbahjification:

neocarleen:

llisbeth-salamanderr:

“Love the fetus, hate the child.”

America makes it near impossible for a woman to stay autonomous—hard to get family planning resources/make the choice of getting an abortion, and harder to get child care support after the baby is born. Leaving women destitute and dependants everywhere.

Look at Canada! Not only do we give almost a full year off, it can be either maternity or paternity. That’s right, daddy can stay home with the baby while the mother goes back to work. And the leave can be also be split between them. For example, the mother could take six months, and then the father could take the other six. Did I also mention that the parent on leave continues to receive pay and is guaranteed their job back?

#I think we make fun of Canadians so much because secretly we want to be them

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:54:54 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:27:40 -0400

computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:33:08 -0400

computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok

mister-meanor: tennantbutt: severalbadpunslater: OH MY...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:05:42 -0400

mister-meanor:

tennantbutt:

severalbadpunslater:

OH MY GOD

im screaming

I feel really bad for my friends at big parties cuz I get clingy and attach myself to one person and...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:10:10 -0400

I feel really bad for my friends at big parties cuz I get clingy and attach myself to one person and just follow them around all night and I’m sure that’s annoying but I need a lifeline in large groups.

rusty-people-skills: supernatural: the tale of the three...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:38:38 -0400

rusty-people-skills:

supernatural: the tale of the three brothers au

WELL YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:11:23 -0400

lovemsomesouleater: quadsiclecar: hella-nella: ariverwithoutis...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:43:56 -0400

lovemsomesouleater:

quadsiclecar:

hella-nella:

ariverwithoutislands:

geekyhatter:

thisisvodka:

quinnbritts:

thatsmygirlfriendyounumpties:

Green Day | Boulevard of broken dreams

Oasis | wonderwall

Travis | Writting to reach you

Aerosmith | Dream on

mash up.

I had this song playing and scrolled down a bit then opened another tab (with the song still going) and when I returned to my tumblr tab it was on this picture

~~my heart~~

reblogging this because picture works awesome with song

sweet jams

still awesome

This is beautiful

sodamnrelatable: proving someone wrong after an intense argument

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:16:46 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

proving someone wrong after an intense argument