May 2013
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Mrs. Lovett: hey
Mrs. Lovett: hey Mr. Todd
Mr. Lovett: you know what's more fun than killing people
Mrs. Lovett: having sex with me
Mrs. Lovett:
Mrs. Lovett: i want it snugly harbored
Mrs. Lovett:
Mrs. Lovett:
Mrs. Lovett: if you get my drift
Mrs. Lovett:
Mrs. Lovett:
Mrs. Lovett:
Sweeney Todd: mm razors
Mrs. Lovett: jesus christ
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Bella: You're a...vampire.
Edward: bitch i might be
-circa:
i hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
drarna:
things that everyone can agree on
the earth is round
dinosaurs are sick as hell
scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second
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clubpenguln:
a haiku about my life
i like you a lot
a whole whole whole whole whole lot
now i am crying
beingpansexualisokay:
shotadreams:
mage-of-katnep:
rainbowsfireworks:
confusedtree:
ollivander:
lampghost:
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna...
codykru:
everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin
laugh-addict:
It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it
I really do like it when people tell me about themselves. It doesn’t matter what, it can be about their day, what they did that they found amazing, what their hobbies are, etc. I like knowing about people, in a way, it makes me feel like they trust me. You’re not bothering me with your rambling, I actually prefer to listen.
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
microwavablemeals:
do you ever just meet someone who you think you wouldn’t really get close to but then like a year later they’ve become very close and dear to you and you just kinda think, wow im really glad i met this person i don’t know what i’d do without them
napoleonbonerhard:
napoleonbonerhard:
i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
33113:
don’t be too clingy don’t be such a ‘girl’ be a woman but be hairless like a child
don’t wear skimpy outfits don’t be such a ‘slut’ be modest but take it off when i ask don’t assert yourself don’t be such a ‘bitch’ be nice to me but don’t be a fucking doormat don’t be ignorant don’t be such a ‘bimbo’ be intelligent but don’t argue your opinion with me don’t wear make-up ever don’t be so...
chris move your big, fat, stupid head: How To Love... →
writingsforwinter:
1. You said you had depression. On the rainy days I brought an umbrella for you to walk under.
2. You had OCD. I counted all 288 heartbeats with you until we both fell asleep.
3. You had anxiety disorder. I held my breath until you finally took one.
4. When I felt sad…
Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the...
gallifreyan-pizza:
X-Men
Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
Batman
Star Trek
Star Wars
And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys
A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we...
rnilkbreath:
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rnilkbreath:
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM CRANKY DOODLES TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPE DONT TEST ME
binkshapiro:
i cnt stop laughing fuck
geothebio:
pros to buying a pizza: pizza
cons to buying a pizza: buying
