rhymewithrachel:

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(muffled crying in the distance) 

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k1216:

“I only steal because my dear old family needs the money to live!”
Locke Lamora made this proclamation with his wine glass held high; he and the other Gentleman Bastards were seated at the old witchwood table… . The others began to jeer.
"Liar!" they chorused
"I only steal because this wicked world won’t let me work an honest trade!" Calo cried, hoisting his own glass.
"LIAR!"
"I only steal," said Jean, "because I’ve temporarily fallen in with bad company."
"LIAR!"
At last the ritual came to Bug; the boy raised his glass a bit shakily and yelled, “I only steal because it’s heaps of fucking fun!”
"BASTARD!”                                 ― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
So here’s that book I’ve been reading lately that’s awfully good and that I won’t shut up about. The Gentleman Bastards is a small group of thieves working in the fictional city of Camorr (which looks somewhat like Venice). They’re basically con-artists: they steal from the rich, don’t give to the poor and have a load of fun until someone comes to break the party.
You can read the first pages here and I hope you will because I plan on converting you all into fans.

k1216:

“I only steal because my dear old family needs the money to live!”

Locke Lamora made this proclamation with his wine glass held high; he and the other Gentleman Bastards were seated at the old witchwood table… . The others began to jeer.

"Liar!" they chorused

"I only steal because this wicked world won’t let me work an honest trade!" Calo cried, hoisting his own glass.

"LIAR!"

"I only steal," said Jean, "because I’ve temporarily fallen in with bad company."

"LIAR!"

At last the ritual came to Bug; the boy raised his glass a bit shakily and yelled, “I only steal because it’s heaps of fucking fun!”

"BASTARD!” 
                                ― Scott LynchThe Lies of Locke Lamora

So here’s that book I’ve been reading lately that’s awfully good and that I won’t shut up about. The Gentleman Bastards is a small group of thieves working in the fictional city of Camorr (which looks somewhat like Venice). They’re basically con-artists: they steal from the rich, don’t give to the poor and have a load of fun until someone comes to break the party.

You can read the first pages here and I hope you will because I plan on converting you all into fans.

"i just need to get my shit together"

me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

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make me choose: ginabeck asked aaron tveit or anton zetterholm

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

This is obviously proof that coffee restores previously severed appendages.

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toramorigan:

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dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

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tyleroakley:

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accurate gif is accurate.

The gif is correct.

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aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

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supernaturaladdicted:

FAVORITE SUPERNATURAL QUOTES:  
↳ A wrestling match inside your noggin. I like the idea. Just you and me, one round, no tricks. You win, you jump in the hole. I win… well, then I win. What do you say, Sam? A fiddle of gold against your soul says I’m better than you.

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